Skeptic Observer Mugs

Vaccines are a Government Conspiracy!

Fear/Knowledge

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"It's such a lovely day!"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Channelling on the Cheap

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Follow Science or Your Weird Sky God

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

The new Physics

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"And he had it peer-reviewed by his fellow pseudoscientists."

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

Experts through the ages.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

Govt. UK led by Seance

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."