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"Armageddon? Aren't you the one who was saying the sky was falling?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"OMG, LOL!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Pavlov's Cat

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Dinosaur Group Think

Holiday Gifts 2020

'Don't be alarmed - I'm a proctologist.'

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

"Instagram . . . weAPPon of mass distraction."

"It's our best trending merch."

A bull which has seen red.

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

'OK, now you've seen it...'

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

Sporting maladies.

'That's one small step for a man - one giant pratfall for mankind.'

Grumpy Cow

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

Fourth quarter earnings down, please help.

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."