Skeptic By Nature Prints

'Most cases like yours, Mr. Johnson, clear up completely with a healthy dose of skepticism!'

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"It's such a lovely day!"

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Skeptic Tank.

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Channelling on the Cheap

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Follow Science or Your Weird Sky God

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

The new Physics

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"