Skating Mathematician Pillows

Lemniskate

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Ice skater

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"I go that extra mile!"

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Trawling for Fish.

It's all gravy.

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

Innovate or die.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Freestyling.

Thin Ice

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

Peacock on skateboard

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Ice skating

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

"I'm beginning to think that coming up with a password that's never been used may be an unsolvable problem."

Skateboard Olympics.

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'