Skating Mathematician Pillows

Lemniskate

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Ice skater

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Trawling for Fish.

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

It's all gravy.

Innovate or die.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Freestyling.

Peacock on skateboard

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Thin Ice

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

Skateboard Olympics.

Ice skating

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

Mathematics.