Skating Fashion Prints

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Ice skater

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"I go that extra mile!"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

It's all gravy.

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

Trawling for Fish.

Innovate or die.

Freestyling.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Thin Ice

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Ice skating

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Double bass skating

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Skateboard Olympics.

Triple Sock Cow

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'I'm starting a new trend.'

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

Who said money was not a motivator?

Hockey cheerleaders.

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"