Skater's Stylist T-Shirts

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Freestyling.

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

Peacock on skateboard

'The spots are much clearer.'

Triple Sock Cow

Cat walking dog.

Double bass skating

Checking new spectacles.

'I'm starting a new trend.'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'Torville and Cow'.

Hockey Goal

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

"Iced grande soy triple-lutz latte!"

Vice On Ice.

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

Knickers, little peaked caps, gaily striped socks - it's all so chic!

"What a lovely portrait!"

Violinist on Skates

'Make sure they fit straight'

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

'If velcro is good enough fro grandma and grandpa, why do I have to learn to tie my laces?'

"In your case I think glasses would work better than contact lenses..."

Back on the mound after succesful Elton John surgery.

Eskimo fishing in ice rink

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

I'm BAD deal with it