Skate Park Ruler Mugs

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

A politician's dream come true...

Freestyling.

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

"Why, this is fit for me!"

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'Your Majesty could have gold fish in the moat.'

"My parents dread summer vacation....It's almost guaranteed we'll be going to the emergency room at least once a week."

"Trust no one."

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"

"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."

"Does this mean I have to talk to someone I don't know?"

"I exiled the lot of them. How are your kids?"

"I want to be feared as a tyrant, loved as a father, and revered as a god, but I also want them to think I'm funny."

"Until you've abused it, you've never really tasted power."

At the skateburro park

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

"OK! OK! I get the message! Your recliner, not mine!"

'Let's see.... oh, dang! - 'Conquer Bosnia-Herzegovina'!'

'You don't get all bent out of shape when LADY GODIVA does it!'

The old woman who lived in a shoe's Motorhome.

Skateboarding peacock.

'Hey man, I'm going to try water boarding next.'

Caseboarding.

Moses Parting the Half-Pipe

"My majesty!"

"Call me bloodthirsty, but I chose career over family."

'Bentley, can I see you for a minute...'

They grow up so slow.