Skate And Mingle Pillows

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Ice skater

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Bunny Hill

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Trawling for Fish.

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

It's all gravy.

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Innovate or die.

Freestyling.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Peacock on skateboard

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Thin Ice

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Ice skating

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Skateboard Olympics.

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

Hockey cheerleaders.

Who said money was not a motivator?

Cleaning service on skates.

Snowman and girl

Scooter Romance

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."