Skate And Mingle Pillows

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Ice skater

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Bunny Hill

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

It's all gravy.

Trawling for Fish.

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

Innovate or die.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Freestyling.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Peacock on skateboard

Thin Ice

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Skateboard Olympics.

Ice skating

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

Hockey Goal

Scooter Romance

Snowman and girl

Skating along

Hockey cheerleaders.

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."