Size-savvy Shopper Prints

'I think I'm entitled to an exchange - I specifically asked dfor a medium and I've been given a large.' (Psyd's Psychic Supply Co.)

All Natural Nothing

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

'Trust in God, but count your change.'

'Some PCB' - 'Little PCB' - 'No PCB'.

'Cutting prices by shrinking pack sizes. Hey! It's not that bad after all!'