Sixties T-Shirts

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"It's very sixties."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You look like you could use a hug."

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Kid's today!"

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"Sadie, you were around in the sixties...was 'Mad Men' accurate?"

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

"He can still fit into the clothes he wore in the sixties."

"I thought tonight we're gonna party like it's 1969."

Seventies heartthrob

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

"If San Francisco was the Rome of the sixties, Vermont was the Athens."

'Ha! Call that music?.. You should have been around during the sixties, when the Pied Piper played the Cavern club.'

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

High Platform Diving

Hippy Smoke Rings.

'The sixties? Well, you don't sleep as well, can't read anything closer than three feet away and your short-term memory's shot.'

'It's a Jane Austen adaptation, but set in the sixties - Incense and Insensibility.'