Sixties Music Gifts

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"We are going to a concert with our favorite orchestra from when we were young! . . .The Rolling Stones!"

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Yoko Ono

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

The return of the four sheepskins

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

"You look like you could use a hug."

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

"Kid's today!"

"Sadie, you were around in the sixties...was 'Mad Men' accurate?"

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

Hippy at office desk with: 'Tune in/ Drop out' in/out boxes.

"He can still fit into the clothes he wore in the sixties."

"Two Stones tickets, please, senior discount."

'Oh, don't mind Grandpa - he's just having an acid flashback.'

Keith Richards

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

"If San Francisco was the Rome of the sixties, Vermont was the Athens."

Twiggy

'Ha! Call that music?.. You should have been around during the sixties, when the Pied Piper played the Cavern club.'

Real estate agents sell Abbey Road Studios.

'It's a Jane Austen adaptation, but set in the sixties - Incense and Insensibility.'

"It's very sixties."

Laga Lamp.

Pay no attention, he always gets like that when he realises what people used to pay for houses and cars back in the sixties.'

'Moonbeam just had a hippie replacement.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Beatles

"I love when my husband explains the sixties to me."

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