Site Safety Scout Prints

'Thank heaven's there are no cameras around. This would surely go viral.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

Big bumpers.

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

"That's why we wear hard hats"

Laboratory- risk assessor

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

Construction Idea

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."

'Dont' operate any rocks or sticks while you're using this medication.'

'No, you cannot borrow the car.'

Fireworks Stand: 'Safe, but INSANE Fireworks.'

'I'm taking a poll. Do you feel safe in your own home?'

Children playing with scissors in the nursery