Site Manager T-Shirts

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

'This takes the guesswork out of choosing the site for our new headquarters.'

Lenny learns the difference between constructive and construction criticism.

Builders.

"No, these are the community's complaints."

Dominoes

"Sorry, lady, we gotta quit for the day. Our radio broke."

'Do you like that nice, big sign I put up back there, Mr.Blake?'

Falling from a billboard

"Lucky you were wearing your hard-hat!"

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

Warning: this is a safe area.

'I've been watching those workmen for two hours and they haven't lifted a finger.'

'After sinking all our money into our website, we couldn't afford to finish our building.'

Job Safety - Safety Goal.

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"I think we'd better have another look at those plans."

"We want safe spaces away from inappropriate comments about builder's bum."

"I've received complaints that you're not playing your radio at an ear-splitting volume. . ."

Another fine mess by Ace Construction.

'I imagine you're pretty eager for them to finish the building addition, huh?'

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Take no shortcuts! Assess the risks!...

Skip Hire

Acme Construction Co. Today: Bob Simms on Excavator. Julio Garcia on Backhoe. Mike Hogan on Grader. Tony Rizzo on Compactor. Reggie Tucker on Pipelayer.

Construction Accidents

Work Accidents

Hourglass Dumptruck

You didn't tell me how dangerous this job is! It's right in your contract, "guaranteed hospitalization."

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

'For a moment there I thought I wasn't going to find any unsafe conditions at this job site.'

The Modern Beaver Dam.