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'Now that's Real TV!'

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

Alf Garnish

"The roommate thing didn't work out. She's all 'Girls' and I'm more 'Broad City.' "

"Baldo, this is my friend Hidalgo. He was an actor who starred in TV commercials back in the sixties!"

'You're watching meet the press? Why is Gregory Scrunched over to his left like that?'

Father and son watching a TV sitcom

"The Brady Bunch, circa 2025."

'I switched it to a TV cable modem, and now it just watches 'I Love Lucy' all day!'

'Shakespeare's Tragedies and Sitcoms.' 'The Bard sells out.'

'...And stop calling me 'Gilligan'!'

Applause

'Hey! You forgot the TV!'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

"She died doing what she loved."

Barney Fife

TV for one: sitcoms for the non-social

"This one allows release of your information to a sitcom."

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

"Do you suppose I could enjoy 'Dynasty' without listening to an hour of suspender-snapping?"

"I know our marriage never would have lasted without a laugh track."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Television Readers.

"We're following Carrot Top."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Silence of the Chickens...

Wordplay: Hibernation.