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Seinfeld.

'Now that's Real TV!'

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

Alf Garnish

"The roommate thing didn't work out. She's all 'Girls' and I'm more 'Broad City.' "

"Baldo, this is my friend Hidalgo. He was an actor who starred in TV commercials back in the sixties!"

Geoffrey Palmer

'You're watching meet the press? Why is Gregory Scrunched over to his left like that?'

Martin Clunes.

Father and son watching a TV sitcom

"The Brady Bunch, circa 2025."

'I switched it to a TV cable modem, and now it just watches 'I Love Lucy' all day!'

'Shakespeare's Tragedies and Sitcoms.' 'The Bard sells out.'

'...And stop calling me 'Gilligan'!'

Applause

'Hey! You forgot the TV!'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

"She died doing what she loved."

Barney Fife

TV for one: sitcoms for the non-social

"This one allows release of your information to a sitcom."

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

"Do you suppose I could enjoy 'Dynasty' without listening to an hour of suspender-snapping?"

"I know our marriage never would have lasted without a laugh track."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"We're following Carrot Top."