Sister With A Cat Mugs

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

Reigning Cats and Dogs

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

Zen Litter Box

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

'And once more with feeling.'

How cats see their home

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

"He's very finicky."

'You reckon your Pram' will do 'nought to four miles per hour in ten seconds'...I wasn't born yesterday, you know!'

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

How to scare cats.

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

Cat watching plug sockets.

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

'Let's say you're all stretched out in your favorite spot and it gets cloudy...'

'Race you to the nearest lap?'