Sirens Sound Critic Prints

"We would've listened to the sired in you'd made it sound more appealing."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Noisy energy?

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

Pension Matters

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

"Forgive Edmund, it's like this everywhere we go! Evertime he hears a siren....lawyer, you know!"

You have to hibernate in another cave. Last year you kept me up all winter with your snoring.

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

NYPD Siren Training

"OK, has anyone got a better idea?"

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Well, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

'Gimme a drink! His screeching siren stuck,coming back from the shops.'

"I tho tired."

"Brass band and bagpipes have their place. Outdoors and 10 miles away!"

Paramedic carrying a portable siren.

'They make that noise when they're content.'

"Digital skid row"

'You have the right to remain silent. You also have the right to play with the siren in my squad car, but I'm not suppose to tell you that.'

Learner Drivers

Mermaid

Tuba player.

"How dare you be noisy during siesta time, young man!!"

Siren and Pirates

"Sorry we're late. We forgot to turn on the siren."

"I hate how you look in that brown suit, but, hey… it's your funeral."