Sirens Sound Critic Prints

"We would've listened to the sired in you'd made it sound more appealing."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Noisy energy?

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Pension Matters

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

You have to hibernate in another cave. Last year you kept me up all winter with your snoring.

"Forgive Edmund, it's like this everywhere we go! Evertime he hears a siren....lawyer, you know!"

Back seat race car drivers.

NYPD Siren Training

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

"OK, has anyone got a better idea?"

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Well, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

'Gimme a drink! His screeching siren stuck,coming back from the shops.'

"Brass band and bagpipes have their place. Outdoors and 10 miles away!"

"I tho tired."

Paramedic carrying a portable siren.

'They make that noise when they're content.'

Siren and Pirates

Mermaid

Tuba player.

'You have the right to remain silent. You also have the right to play with the siren in my squad car, but I'm not suppose to tell you that.'

"Digital skid row"

Learner Drivers

"How dare you be noisy during siesta time, young man!!"

"I hate how you look in that brown suit, but, hey… it's your funeral."