Singles Scene Gifts

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

"She's just being Koi."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

Alligator Bars

"Do you know what girls want?"

"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'Gordon is the latest in a series of unfulfilling relationships.'

'You asked her to go out with you?', 'Yes, but she says there's a lengthy approval process.'

'You were wrong, Bob, that wasn't her come-hither look!'

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

"She doesn't have the hots for you. She doesn't even have the lukewarms for you."

Woman seeks male companion...

Peg Party.

Dorothy and the singles bar

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

Man marooned on island sets up bar for 'singles night'.

"Dibs on the tall one!"

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

'Yes, I believe in love at first sight. Apparently you believe love is blind.'

Nah, He's not my stripe

First Date: 'Using a ten year old photo on your dating profile is one thing, using a ten year old photo of a male model is quite another!'

Sue meets another Winner

'Y'know, those mood rings are pretty accurate!'

Singles Bar - "Yes I'm a dog but I've got a great personality."

'Excuse me, haven't I seen your face somewhere else?'