Single Malt Savant Mugs

'Gimme all your money, or the single malt gets it!'

"I come here for the pepper."

Maybe clean out your wallet

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"There's more inside."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"House red, sir?"

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.

"The lost password department's that way."

Bottle Bank. . .

"The reason my salt is so expensive is because it's preservative-free."

"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."

Department of Redundancy Department - 'Hot Dog' Frank Wiener, Director

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

"Okay. Two Buffalo Burgers comin' right up"

Cattle barons for world domination.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'Will you get me those healthy eating booklets form the hospital? . . . I need something to start the fire to grill these bratwursts.'

"It's a slow hit man!"

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

"Leave me alone. I'm resting my steak."

'It's commendable that you only ate one slice of pizza, but when you're only cutting it in half...'