Singing Game Lover Mugs

'Mom' Goes the Weasel

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Sweep the board.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

Jungle Games

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Rodney Dangerfield - Spot the Difference

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

Yoyos

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

Biliard Enthusiast

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!'

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

Man playing chess from his parked car.

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'Steeee-rike three!'

A pirate uses his hook on a buzz wire game.

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"I spy something blue."

Whack A Soul.

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

'I refuse to kiss this guy's ass.'

Electronic Abacus

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

'Not 'carbs'! I said, 'count cars'!'