Singing Aficionado Prints

Karaoke on the Greyhound.

Anacreontick Society Meeting in Full Swing

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

"Problem is, it's the only song he knows."

Anna Calvi

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

George Michael

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Elvis Presley

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Eric Clapton.

Bryan Ferry

Woman crying with happiness.

Fossil record player.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Elevator Music

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

Jimi Hendrix.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Violin Practise

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."