Sinful Ponderer Mugs

I figured if I've gotta be one of the deadly sins, it might as well be greed.

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

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'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Lost and Profound.

Jesus wept

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

'Stocks soared on news a financial lobbyist wants 'greed' dropped as one of the cardinal sins.'

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

'Oh well, if greed wasn't so good, we've still got lust, gluttony, sloth, wrath, envy and pride.'

Evolution of God. . .

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Did you know that hawks can travel 250 miles without flapping? Big deal. So can I.

Special Place in Hell...

"The 'Ex' huh?"

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

Thomas Aquinas

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

I'm tired of blessings in disguise--if it's al the same to you, I want one I can recognize immediately!

Randy, great news: I've become a person of faith. Which faith? The main one. the hip one. you know - the one used in all the red states. Or maybe the one Madonna and Tom Cruise are into. Either way, I'm deeply committed. You should be.

Mounted Devil

'That's one hell of a lawyer.'

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

"You should do a sermon on the dangers of stupidity."

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

"Great idea. . . but how do we go about converting everybody to Judaism?"

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

Exercise for the end of the day...

Very cute, Brother Ernest --- But it's called a "vocation," not "monk-y business"!