Sincere Lover Mugs

"I brought you these cruddy flowers because I'm basically a jerk who means well."

Speed Dating for Turtles

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Christmas Pets

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

Man proposes holding a balloon.

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

Relax.

"Holy Mackerel!"

Preachers with far too much input

Pottery Slam

Thinkin' 'bout you - Kiss.

Weathervanes.

Life is change

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"Take a parable."

"Seems another philanthropist has beaten us here."

"Finally, the meaning of life has come to me."

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

"Please hold my calls."

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

'Quick! What's my exit strategy?!'

'At these prices I won't be able to say much!'

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

'... and do you, Linda, promise to look up the word 'fellatio' in the dictionary?'

'I say it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're sincere.', 'Who do you think you're kidding?'

Hillbilly.

"Wrong hole!"

'Of course he gets vaccinations faithfully. He does everything faithfully.'

'Near Thanksgiving she always takes her animal rights work a little too far.'

Adan and Eve.