Sin City Explorer Mugs

"Sorry, but 'what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas' is not a recognized legal precedent."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Occu-Pie Mars

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"The fish sticks here are very good."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Dog Walking Services

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Wifi in Hell

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Fast Lane.

"Hugh fans!"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

City Boy.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"I have no thumbs."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."