Simpler Times Prints

"No wonder our Wi-Fi is having problems. We have over 180 devices in our home. I miss the simple days of a computer and a few TVs."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Men Working Things Out

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

'What kind of...'

The Rudges' peaceful home

"Maybe your purpose in life is to have a well-organized sock drawer."

The Finding Yourself Hour.

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

'And best of all - no hidden clauses!'

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

Man and woman with laundry

Life is just four letters...

'We'll never make it: you're gourmet coffee and craft beer, I'm instant and light.'

"We are not buying a refrigerator with a learning curve."

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.