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"What I really feel like having is ham and eggs."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"They're comfortable."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Chocolate Shop

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Patissier

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Ice Cream Flavors

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

Shark with fish lollipops

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

"Cupcakes for the judge? You're new here, aren't you?"

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"I may not know art, but I know what I like."

'Arctic Rolls are getting smaller.'

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

Even in his dessert choices he tended to be arbitrary and unilateral.

"Meals on Wheels"

'We're out of sugar pills, so I'm giving you some M&M's.'

Magical box of chocolates.

'That's $27.50, including the fuel surcharge, carbon tax, noise nuisance and environmental impact fee.'

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."

"For your convenience, we ate all the candy you probably wouldn't like."

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

Hand-Made Chocolates - Chef blowing nose.

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

"It's just the instruction manual. The candy's down in the truck."