Simple Eater Mugs

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

LAY ZEE FUK

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

All Natural Nothing

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'He's all eyes!'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Peas on Earth.

"Fridge-to-table"

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

House of Beans - No Smoking.