Silver Lining Seekers Prints

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

'Look on the bright side Louise! At least you'll get rid of your migraine!'

Being under a cloud has its advantages. . .

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'At least we'll be eligible for the government's boiler scrappage scheme!'

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

"The best thing about being unemployed is that everything's above your pay grade!"

"I'm an optimist."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"Things are looking up!"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

'What is the meaning of poorly attended staff meetings.'

Pollyanna, the Hamster