Silver Lining Seekers Prints

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

'Look on the bright side Louise! At least you'll get rid of your migraine!'

Being under a cloud has its advantages. . .

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'At least we'll be eligible for the government's boiler scrappage scheme!'

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

"The best thing about being unemployed is that everything's above your pay grade!"

"I'm an optimist."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Things are looking up!"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

'What is the meaning of poorly attended staff meetings.'

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