Silver-haired Sweethearts Mugs

Old Love

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Is that pancake ready yet?

Two lovers matched by their love of food

The Scanner Of Love.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'Your website or mine?'

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'Darling, I want you to have this lock of my hair to remind you how much I love you.'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

ONE IN A MILLION

Heart-shaped guitar

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

Cricket Lovers

Love Birds love loving each other

caring for the elderly in Cuba

Life Extension Journal.

I can be upgraded, can you?

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

"You know you're getting old when you can find your way around all the local hospitals blindfolded."

'...then he said he loved me and I thought 'what a croc'...'

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

'What? No flowers? No chocolates? Don't you have a heart?'

"That's right, sir, you did book a table for four but you didn't say anything about chairs."

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'

The Honeymooners.

Mobility Park.

Valentines Day in the Animal Kingdom

'The package said '90 percent fewer calories' I guess that explains it.'

There were lots of school subjects in the relationship with my first sweetheart. At first it was simple math - one plus one. Then the attraction grew. Oh, lots of chemistry. Economics and geography became a problem. I had no money and her family moved to another town. I ran into her the other day. It was awkward. Ah, I see too much history there!