Silly String Aficionado Gifts

Impressing dad.

"Always with the String Theory."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

Violin Player

Cello Concert

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"I pulled a few strings to get you this job, Simmons. Don't spend your day playing with them."

Luthier

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

The dream works when the team works!

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"The estranged string trio."

Violin Rehearsal

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Vampire with a violin

The violin lesson

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

That's my son

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

Cellist wearing face mask.

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

String Quartet Vending Machine

My other viola is a Stradivari.

How to play violin while reading a book...

"As far as I'm concerned, gentlemen, this marks the end of the Schwarzwalder String Quartet."

Playing Violin During Wasp Season

String Theory