Silly Sheep Supporter Pillows

'Frankly, he could have finished me off before going on strike: It's unprofessional!'

Support group for sheep.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

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'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

Police Cow!

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

A cow ventriloquist.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Fricka arrives.

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

A (P)ram.

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"I'm a baahnana!"

"And what if we don’t feel like being herded?"

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

The pen is mightier than the sward.

"My parents hate it."