Silly Sheep Supporter Pillows

'Frankly, he could have finished me off before going on strike: It's unprofessional!'

Support group for sheep.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

Police Cow!

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

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Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Fricka arrives.

A cow ventriloquist.

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

A (P)ram.

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

"I'm a baahnana!"

"No offense, but your work friends are super boring."

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"Alright girls, let's go back to the pasture before the farmer realizes I let you go to the beach today..."

"And what if we don’t feel like being herded?"

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."