Silly Pet Owner Mugs

'Whaddya mean, 'cat-sized'???'

Dog Walking Services

'Fetch.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'And this is scraps.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'Russell, it's not necessary to take the goldfish out for a walk.'

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'