Silkworms Pillows

'Got silk?'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"I said slime."

"I'm still pre-literate."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

The Bible, signed copy.

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"You know, it's a picture book. Needless to say, it doesn't have a lot of narrative scope."

A child climbs on a stack of books to reach a large metal key.

"S**t! That might be my husband on the wall!"

Man being bitten by dog as he reads a book on dog discipline

Whack the author.

'You stop buying books and I'll stop buying plants.'

Cat Reads 'Natural Food'.

"Josh, whatcha gonna be when you grow up? A doctor? A pharmacist? President?"

"Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than this..?"

Caricature of a professor

"Please turn now to 'Judy's mirror' in your copy of 'Pat the Bunny.' "

'This agreement doesn't allow much wiggle room.'

Hard to Reach Books.

'The doctor will be with you shortly. He started reading the Affordable Care Act and he just can't put it down.'

How to make two yarmulke out of one Brassiere

Mouse Horror Story

Coffee-table kids' books

"It looks like your book is going to be a million seller, here's a big bag of sherbet lemons for your trouble."

Teach Your Cat To Read - Measure for Measure. "I am a kind of burr. I shall stick."