Silkworms Pillows

'Got silk?'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"I said slime."

"I'm still pre-literate."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

The Bible, signed copy.

"You know, it's a picture book. Needless to say, it doesn't have a lot of narrative scope."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"We've read your crime-thriller novel and have decided to publish it. As a coloring book."

A child climbs on a stack of books to reach a large metal key.

Man being bitten by dog as he reads a book on dog discipline

"S**t! That might be my husband on the wall!"

Whack the author.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

'You stop buying books and I'll stop buying plants.'

"Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than this..?"

"Please turn now to 'Judy's mirror' in your copy of 'Pat the Bunny.' "

Blacksmith, Silversmith, Mark E Smith

"Josh, whatcha gonna be when you grow up? A doctor? A pharmacist? President?"

Cat Reads 'Natural Food'.

Caricature of a professor

'This agreement doesn't allow much wiggle room.'

Hard to Reach Books.

'I tell you, if this craze for beetle-surfing continues,someone's going to get hurt.'

'The doctor will be with you shortly. He started reading the Affordable Care Act and he just can't put it down.'

How to make two yarmulke out of one Brassiere

Coffee-table kids' books

Mouse Horror Story

"It looks like your book is going to be a million seller, here's a big bag of sherbet lemons for your trouble."

Teach Your Cat To Read - Measure for Measure. "I am a kind of burr. I shall stick."