Silicon Soul Mugs

"He's fluent in 24 computer languages and never says a bloody word to me."

They hated me.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Romance

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'I always cry at weddings!'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

You're the cream in my coffee.

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

Romantic Tree Carving

"It was her mothers"

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Letter writing lady.

'I can change! I swear!'

'When love is color Blind.'

"Alright! Fine! ONE man is an island!"

Broken Heart

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

ONE IN A MILLION

"You are literally my entire world."

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

'Sure, I am usually old and wise, but with you my boy, I just love to be silly!'

Widow shows a portrait of herself

Two hands holding a picture of a girl.

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

"He had a full two weeks."

'Alright, alright. You can take it with you.'