Silent Movie Fan Pillows

'Modem Times,'

"I don't think I need rescuing - the public transit infrastructure is really bad here."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Buster Keaton

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

The mission: Impossible burger.

'It's a horror-comedy.'

Sylvester Stallone

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

Laurel and Hardy

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

I want to be a lawn!

Interesting encounters in history.

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

"You have the right to remain silent."

Charlie Chaplin

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

Vanity Publishing.

Don't Try Anything Funny.

Charlie Chaplin

Millennial Splaining

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

'You have the right to remain silent...'

Sheep talking "I'm auditioning for the part of breakfast in my latest movie, but I'm just not sure what my motivation is?" "Milk and cereal I'd have thought"