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The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Deer Cross Dressing.

Desert Roundabout

Sunset Attraction

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Cat on Board.

"Your bone."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

Do not pass.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

"Much better than those fiddly maps - we need never get lost now!"

One Way/Two Ways.

Waymark

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

Danger: Falling Woks.

'How do we know if it's just a misspelling?'

Car Restrictions

Welcome to unspoilt countryside signs.

Funny Farm.

Spring road works/construction .

Signage

"More misinformation."

But this doesn't really define me

'Beetles...I heard if you listen to their songs backwards, there are cryptic messages.'

'His paintings always have a message.'