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The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

Deer Cross Dressing.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Desert Roundabout

Sunset Attraction

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

IKEA Book

Cat on Board.

"Your bone."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

Do not pass.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Road signs of Aging

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

"Much better than those fiddly maps - we need never get lost now!"

One Way/Two Ways.

Waymark

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

You Are Here. This sign made possible by a grant from the CIA and the Dept. of Homeland Security.

'How do we know if it's just a misspelling?'

Another Fine Mess. It's cute -- but the General wants you to change it back to "Mess Hall #640".

Danger: Falling Woks.

Car Restrictions

Welcome to unspoilt countryside signs.

Funny Farm.

"More misinformation."

But this doesn't really define me

'Beetles...I heard if you listen to their songs backwards, there are cryptic messages.'

'His paintings always have a message.'

Spring road works/construction .