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"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

"Sign my yearbook?"

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Very good and to the point.'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Route 666.

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

"Can I borrow a pen?"

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

Ventriloquist's fete

As soon as we invent writing, we should put up a "Danger! Tar Pit!" sign here.

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

'... We're striking sign-writers!'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

Obvious Health and Safety Signpost.

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

'Are you sure it's necessary to sign this part declaring 'all information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge'?.'

"Gone for a P."

"Sign here to indicate you have no idea what you've signed."

'Therapist is one word George!'

"And you sign here..here...and here.."

'I've bought all your books online, can you sign my e-book?'

City Diner - Out to lunch.