Sign Spinner Prints

"Baldo, I've been thinking...you've been doing a great job! It's time to promote you to outside sales!"

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'How fast can you hype?'

The Fourth Little Pig

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Please Drove Carefully.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Wok. Don't Wok.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

Iris Murdoch

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Beware of the frog"

Always a bigger fish.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Isabel Allende

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

Sometimes Y Turn