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Si's Sign's..."Out of busin..."

Copycats

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Wok. Don't Wok.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Please Drove Carefully.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Beware of the frog"

Sale.

Sometimes Y Turn

"Time for bed, guys."

'I'll take it!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

Caution signs.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Online Shopping.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Honesty in retail

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Distance to horizon varies.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

If you can read this, you're standing too close.