Sign Nerd T-Shirts

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Correct Spelling Lane.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Ascent of Machine.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

John Bunyan

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

WiFi Signals

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

My other cello is a Stradivari

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Moby Dick

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Jack London