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No one could figure out why business was off.

Do not feed the bears. But you can contribute to our Kickstarter fund.

Closing Laugh: Yoga Club

Edward T. Jackson Attorney at Lunch.

'It's alright-he won't bite!'

I intentionally misspelled 'Children'.

Caution - Falling Rock Musicians.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Copycats

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

I will study my speling words...

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"