Siege Strategist Pillows

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Service Entry.

'I don't think you completely grasp the situation here, Francois...'

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

DING DONG!

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'What's the score?'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

That's What Happens

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Most valuable element.

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Ukraine Crisis

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'