Sideline Spectator Prints

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Sunset

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

Exploding Dalmatian

Nobody has been on the this team longer, without actually playing in a game than you guys. We're setting a benchmark!

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

I'm not going to vote because there aren't any televised debates. What? Debates are pretty much the only good thing about election season. You get to watch the politicians hate each other in person. And you get to watch the panic in their eyes when they mess up an answer and realize they've just ruined their entire political career. If they're not gonna bother entertaining me, why should I bother giving them my vote? I love casting ballots. Any opportunity to flex is worthwhile.

Astronomical observations.

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

Drawing.

Dugout sale!

"Enjoy your game dear?"

"Yes, I'll be back just as soon as I'm done here! No, I haven't forgotten about you! Yes, I miss you too!"

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

'Sorry to disturb you, sir, but coach is wondering if it is OK to put you in the game.'

Rose Bowl Lawsuit

'Keep it down, will you?! I'm trying to watch the skiing weatherview!'

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

"And we'll come back to the tally room as soon as we can find another defeated politician choking back tears of self-pity!"

'This is where his experience begins to pay off.'

Museum. Shhh!

"You just watch him Ethel. He'll sit there and say nothing, just to annoy me."

'Son, that was just a white lie to get you to come with me ... They don't really hand out 3-D glasses at the ballpark.'