Side Effect Survivor Mugs

'Oh yes. It's mentioned here, under side-effects.'

'And these blue ones are for the stomach cramps these red ones are going to give you,'

"The tiny one treats the symptoms. The big one treats the side effects."

Desert Island BBQ

Evil Exams!

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

'Time for your pills.'

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'And in conclusion.'

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

B.O.H.I.C.A. Memorial

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

Frank was famous for his anti-inflammatory rhetoric.

'Well, Dear, the doctor did say there could be side effects to those pills!'

Tax grab.

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

Bored Meeting

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

'Thank you for calling the IRS... Press one for laughter in the background, press two for crying in the background.'

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

'The hospital food was terrible, but the savings were substantial.'

"I feel cheated. Your medications have much more interesting side effects than mine do."

'I'm switching to another provider,dear.'

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

'I'll be right with you as soon as I feed Buzzy.'

'It just hasn't been my day.'