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"Due to the nasty flu going around the office, I'll be taking the week off."

'Going anywhere nice on your sick leave this year sir ?'

"Going anywhere nice on your sick leave this year sir?"

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"I can't decide whether to get upset and wake him up... or wait and see if it works!"

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"He's never had a day off work through illness. He always stretches it to a week!"

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

'I need a Vacation.'

Member of two trade unions

"It's a 'Get well or else!' card from your boss."

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

Live to work or work to live?

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

Unison plans strikes

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

'The survival of this patient is a true testimony to the blessing of modern science.'

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

'Why have you joined so many unions?'-'More chance to go on strike.'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Taking work to a colleague in hospital.

"I forgot to call in dead."

'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.'

'Your absence is as expendable as your appendix, Merryweather!'

"We had a coolection for you at the office boss.. and.. er.."

Bowling Pin Strike

'It's a 'don't get well' card from the temp who now has your job at the office.'

'If I work at home and I'm sick, do I have to go to the office?'

"It's not a bad place to work, aside from the totally oppressive confidentiality agreement they make us sign."

"I can't decide whether to nap right now or in ten minutes."

Transcendental Mediation

'What've you got in the way of long term sick holidays ?'