Sick Days Prints

"How am I supposed to enjoy being home sick if you keep bringing me my homework?"

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

'Another sick note from your employer !'

"He's never had a day off work through illness. He always stretches it to a week!"

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"It's a 'Get well or else!' card from your boss."

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

Taking work to a colleague in hospital.

"I forgot to call in dead."

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

'No, you don't have fever. You have to go to school.'

"We had a coolection for you at the office boss.. and.. er.."

Go home and take your cold with you.

'If I work at home and I'm sick, do I have to go to the office?'

"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"

'Take ten days off work.'

'...And then, on my way to get a second opinion....'

'Mr. Breeding won't be in today - so you people at the office have fun.'

'It's a 'don't get well' card from the temp who now has your job at the office.'

"It's not the flu. I got a very bad case of tired blood."