Sick Day Survivors Mugs

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

"How am I supposed to enjoy being home sick if you keep bringing me my homework?"

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

'Another sick note from your employer !'

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

"He's never had a day off work through illness. He always stretches it to a week!"

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

'I discovered just as much work gets done when you're not there.'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

"I forgot to call in dead."

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

Go home and take your cold with you.

'No, you don't have fever. You have to go to school.'

'If I work at home and I'm sick, do I have to go to the office?'

"You have a giant rip in your pants."

"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"

'Take ten days off work.'

"It's not the flu. I got a very bad case of tired blood."

'Mr. Breeding won't be in today - so you people at the office have fun.'

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with some kind of bug.'