Sick Day Proclamations Pillows

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

'Another sick note from your employer !'

"He's never had a day off work through illness. He always stretches it to a week!"

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

Jenkins won't be here today. He just called in healthy.

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"It's a 'Get well or else!' card from your boss."

'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

"I forgot to call in dead."

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.'

Taking work to a colleague in hospital.

'No, you don't have fever. You have to go to school.'

Go home and take your cold with you.

"We had a coolection for you at the office boss.. and.. er.."

"It's not the flu. I got a very bad case of tired blood."

'Mr. Breeding won't be in today - so you people at the office have fun.'

'Take ten days off work.'

'If I work at home and I'm sick, do I have to go to the office?'

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"

'It's a 'don't get well' card from the temp who now has your job at the office.'