Siblings Who Love Dogs Mugs

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Rats, it looks like rain: It's going to get all muddy and we won't be allowed in the house for a few days..."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Haute Suture

Collies Without Borders

"This never happened."

Dog wearing a cone

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Chasebook

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Separation

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Cat king.

"It's nice to be wanted."

State of the Art Dog.

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."