Siblings Who Love Dogs Mugs

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Rats, it looks like rain: It's going to get all muddy and we won't be allowed in the house for a few days..."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Haute Suture

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Collies Without Borders

"This never happened."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

Dog wearing a cone

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Chasebook

Separation

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Cat king.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"It's nice to be wanted."

State of the Art Dog.

Meow Power Demolition team.

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

'Who handles your media, Rex?'