Sibling Going Through Family Changes Prints

"That's Jake, Bethany, Stuart, and at the end their imaginary dad."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

At the Museum

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Likes: $2.

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Child driving a toy car

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"It's an Eyesaur."

"First snowman?"

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Childlike love

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'