Sibling Dynamics Observer Pillows

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

I think it's time he left home.'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

Look,that is not your Daddy

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

"Now mommy, I know there has been some bad blood between us."

"Son, this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you."

'oh...You're home, just when my spirits were rising.'

"The gods aren't angry, Tara. They're just hurt and disappointed."

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

"Well, if you've got 'nothing to wear' why am I constantly doing laundry?"

"How about you slap me on the wrist and I neither admit nor deny any wrongdoing."

'Does this mean I have to share my pocket money?'